IMRAN.PSP

How we define Capitalism and Socialism  SOCIALISM: You have two cows. State takes one and give it to someone else.  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and gives you milk.  FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sell you milk.  NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoot you.  BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kill one and spill the milk in system of sewage.  CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.  Alternative: A COWSMIC VIEW OF WORLD ORGANIZATION FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmer